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Repooblican Party Policy Generator

First there was the Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator, then the Snarky McCain-Palin Automatic Haiku Poetry Generator, and now there is the:

Repooblican Party Policy Generator

Here are some examples:

My friends, we will abolish the regulation of the pro-life agenda by cutting funding to Afghan warlords.

We will pump billions of dollars into multi-millionaire Fortune 500 CEOs by imposing a trade embargo on people on social security.

At this rate, I see an upcoming election where the candidates themselves will be computer generated.


One Comment

  1. Kevin wrote:

    Some more good ones:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, we will solve the problems faced by gun-toting rednecks by detaining Barack Obama and his supporters at Guantanamo Bay.”

    “Folks, we will slash taxes for multi-millionaire Fortune 500 CEOs by launching a full-scale land invasion against environmentalists.”

    “We promise to form a special relationship with the pro-life agenda by conducting air raids on Oprah Winfrey and her family.”

    “We promise to solve the problems faced by the oil companies by detaining the Syrian government at Guantanamo Bay.”

    Occasionally it comes up with some that are scarily realistic sounding. 🙂

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Permalink