The Presidential Pooch “President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a new White House dog. The search is on. In fact, do you realize he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate?” -Jay Leno “Barack Obama and his family are still looking for a dog for the […]
Most people know that Obama’s two autobiographical books have become bestsellers, but it now looks like Obama also has the power to create bestsellers out of other people’s books. The first example is Doris Kearns Goodwin’s book “Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln”. The book’s discussion of how Lincoln brought his political […]
“It was on this in day in 1789 that Benjamin Franklin said those famous words, ‘In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Death and taxes, which ironically, was the Secret Service code name for John McCain and Barack Obama.” -Jay Leno “Cuba’s Raul Castro is going to visit […]
© Ted Rall Read Conservatives predict higher crime rate with Obama; then cause the crimes.
“Egyptian archaeologists have discovered a 4300-year-old pyramid. And I’m thinking, there’s yet another house John McCain forgot about.” -David Letterman “President Bush briefed Barack Obama on the state of the nation this week. I don’t know that things look bad, but after the briefing, Obama called McCain and said, ‘You still want the job?’” -Jay […]
Dear World: The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program […]
“I guess you know, President Bush and Barack Obama had their big meeting yesterday. And to tell you the truth, they found, with all their differences, they had one thing in common: neither one of them trust the Clintons.” -Jay Leno “The only awkward moment was when Bush complimented Obama on his campaign, he said, […]
Obama has announced that he will be making a weekly posting to YouTube (which is owned by Google) of four-minute long videos, starting tomorrow and continuing indefinitely. Other members of his staff will also be posting videos. Already, transition co-chairman Valerie Jarrett has recorded a two-minute video and posted it. The videos can be found […]
Sarah Palin quotes from 23/6 and About.com. Channeling Yoda: But not for me personally were those cheers for. Trying for a Dubya / Quayle hybrid: Sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it’s our privileged obligation […]
Abortion Bush Campaign Finance Cheney Climate Clinton Congress Conservatives Corporations Corruption Deficits Democrats Drugs Economy Education Election Elections Energy Environment Fox News Gays Guns Health Immigration Lies McCain Media Middle East Obama Palin Protests Racism Religion Republicans Romney Spying Supreme Court Taxes Tea Party Terrorism Terrorists Torture Trump Unemployment War
