Blagojevich “The state Senate in Illinois stayed in session today to finish the impeachment trial of Governor Rod Blagojevich, who decided to show up today. He spoke for 47 minutes before they were able to nab him with a butterfly net and some Aqua Net.” -Jimmy Kimmel “Blagojevich was impeached today back there in Springfield. […]
This is one of the funniest segments I’ve ever seen from Steven Colbert:
“People are still talking about Michelle Obama’s inaugural outfit. You know, I saw the designer on one of the cable shows and he said he didn’t even know that Michelle was going to wear his design. He said he was watching the inaugural ball on TV and was surprised to see her wearing it. On […]
© Tom Toles Rod Blagojevich has been convicted in his impeachment trial by the Illinois Senate, with a vote of 59-0. Which prompted one person to comment “I didn’t think it would be that close”.
© Jim Morin As one person pointed out, a cut in taxes really helps when you’ve lost your job.
This is especially funny considering that Bush senior and Bubba are good friends.
At least they are going down in flames. Yesterday, despite overwhelming popular support for the economic stimulus package that Obama is pushing through Congress, not a single Republican congressman voted for it. So at the next election, what are they going to say when voters ask them what they did to help the economy? Is […]
“Cold outside right now. And I’m not a weatherman, but they say this frigid weather is coming off a cold front between New York Gov. David Paterson and Caroline Kennedy. That’s causing a frost.” -David Letterman “Al Qaeda has unleashed a stream of verbal attacks against President Obama, calling him names and saying his policies […]
Live from last Thursday, it’s Bill O’Reilly on last night’s Colbert Report:
Who knew you could play interactive games on YouTube?
“President Bush is enjoying retirement in Crawford, Texas, maybe not as much as we are.” -David Letterman “This news just came out. When President Bush flew home to Texas last week, they apparently showed a video of his greatest accomplishments during the flight. Yeah, word has it the video got them most of the way […]
I generally believe that people’s sex lives should be their own private business, as long as they don’t involve any quid-pro-quo (you know, sex with someone as a bribe to get a job or a contract). But who can ignore the hypocrisy of crusaders getting tripped up with their moral peccadillos down around their ankles? Even […]
Obama made a trip to Congress to discuss his economic stimulus package. As an ironic side note, even though Republicans are generally opposing the economic bailout (touting their usual tax cuts instead), a Republican source told Time magazine: Nearly as many House Republicans sought to get their photos taken with Obama as questioned him about […]
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