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Start Your Own Super PAC!

Reliable sources say a Super-PAC craze is sweeping the nation. Don’t get left out. Stephen Colbert will help you start your own Super PAC, for just $99.

According to the Federal Election Commission, “more Texans have donated to Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow [Colbert’s Super PAC] than to the pro-Romney Restore Our Future.”

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This was written by Iron Knee. Posted on Friday, March 30, 2012, at 8:30 am. Filed under Irony. Tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

3 Comments

  1. Duckman wrote:

    ahahahahaahaha man if I didnt have to buy new tires for my car I’d buy one of them super fun packs

    Friday, March 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm | Permalink
  2. PATRIOTSGT wrote:

    I should start a Super Duper PAC, I’ll call it “Americans for a Better Tomorrow for my kids, Today”. Here’s my pitch, If I can get everyone to donate just $1, they’ll have a better tomorrow, today. Rather then throw your money out the window and watch it fall into the hands of special interest, you can be assured that it will go to a better cause, mainly my kids education. One of them could end end doing something really great. Think how good you’d feel knowing that you played a crucial role in making that happen.
    I promise to list every donors name on any award, like the Nobel prize, when or if they recieve it.

    Friday, March 30, 2012 at 7:47 pm | Permalink
  3. rk wrote:

    PatriotSgt, I think you ARE a special interest group in this case. Better have them send me the $1.

    Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 8:58 am | Permalink