Political Irony

“We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight! I plan to ask her some serious questions, like, ‘Do you think that I could pull off bangs?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, Michelle Obama is here! Everyone at the White House is excited. In fact, I heard they’re even letting Biden stay up to watch.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Michelle Obama is actually here tonight to talk about her fitness initiative ‘Let’s Move’. Meanwhile, Chris Christie will be on next week to talk about his initiative ‘Let’s Sit’.” – Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama – The Evolution of Mom Dancing:

“A huge snowstorm has now hit 18 states. In fact, it is so cold that former Chicago Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. had his hands in his own pockets.” – Jay Leno

“Al Qaeda has issued a list of 22 ways that al-Qaida members can avoid being killed by U.S. drones. Here’s a good one: Don’t join al-Qaida.” – Jay Leno