The book “My Parents Open Carry” is about a 13-year-old and her parents “as they spend a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together. What’s not so typical is that Brenna’s parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense.”
But the best part are the quotes from editorial reviews, like:
“I’m going to read it to my kids tonight.” – Glenn Beck
“What a beautiful bedtime story…” – Stephen Colbert (link to video)
“Thank heavens! I… lament how closeted gun owners are, and how I seldom hear from them.” – The Washington Post
“…we strongly support providing children with information that will protect them from gun violence…” – Parents Against Gun Violence
Or even better, from customer reviews:
Can’t wait for the sequel, “My Black Parents Open Carried Until the Police Shot Them 146 Times”.
Not quite as compelling as the first book, ‘What Would Jesus Carry?”
If only the title was “My Two Mom’s Open carry” . The Pulitzer would be already decided.
I laughed, I cried …I accidentally shot my mailman in the face
really ties up all the loose ends left by “My Parents Are First Cousins”