“Earlier this week Donald Trump gave an interview with CNN at a winery he owns in Virginia. It turns out Trump’s winery makes two different kinds of wine: white wine and not-white wine.” – Jimmy Fallon
“A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump piñatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.” – Conan O’Brien
“President Obama today became the first sitting U.S. president to visit a federal prison. And for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News.” – Seth Meyers
“In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said ‘Hey, she stole my speech.'” – Conan O’Brien
“Over on the Democratic side, Martin O’Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn’t running for president to be quote, ‘wined and dined’ by executives. Then Chris Christie said, ‘And I am also not running to be wined.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“In a new poll of Democratic voters, presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee came in with zero percent support. Or in other words: We’re all tied with presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee.” – Jimmy Fallon
3 Comments
It’s ironic that “liberals” are so accepting of making fun of Christie’s weight and Boehner’s orange-ish complexion. Even moderate Jon Stewart makes fun of Mitch McConnell’s turtle-like neck.
I quote the late night political humor pretty much verbatim, even when I don’t agree with them. And I think it is very childish to make fun of Chris Christie’s weight.
And not just because I think there are so much better things about Christie that deserve to be made fun of.
Yes, that was clear – I wasn’t referring to you. I’ve noticed in other media before.