[Jokes from Nov. 28, 2016]
“Trump went on Twitter yesterday to claim that he actually won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of illegal voters and that any recount will change nothing. Speaking of nothing changing, Trump won and still says the election was rigged.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted that millions of people voted illegally on Election Day. Then someone told Trump it’s not illegal for women to vote.” – Conan O’Brien
“The Secret Service protecting Donald Trump might have to rent two floors of Trump Tower, forcing taxpayers to pay $3 million in rent back to Trump’s company. Trump said that is absolutely not true and the rent is $4 million.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Donald Trump is giving key positions in his cabinet to people who were loyal to him early on. So congratulations, Defense Secretary Scott Baio!” – Conan O’Brien
“Trump was seen wearing a hat that says ’45’ on the side, signifying that he will be the 45th president. Or the total number of days before he quits being president. He’s like, ‘It’s been fun — it’s been a fun month and a half. You take it from here, Pence.'” – Conan O’Brien
“Today is Cyber Monday, which means tomorrow is ‘Russia has your credit card info Tuesday.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Donald Trump said he will not try and send Hillary Clinton to jail. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, ‘Hey, you promised.'” – Conan O’Brien
