[Jokes from Jul 27, 2017]
“Dancing With the Stars” is reportedly trying to get former White House press secretary Sean Spicer to be a contestant, marking the first “Dancing With the Stars” contestant who’s hit rock bottom before going on the show. – Jimmy Fallon
Trump’s new communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, made news for comparing Trump’s attempt to repeal Obamacare to Lincoln abolishing slavery. In a related story, Anthony Scaramucci is now expected to take Sean Spicer’s spot on “Dancing With the Stars.” – Jimmy Fallon
Spicer’s not the only one doing a reality show. On the next episode of “Undercover Boss”, Vladimir Putin is going to go work at the White House. “Hello. I’m a tour guide here. How are things at home?” – Jimmy Fallon
New White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci is on a real tear to stop leaks from the White House. We know this because someone in the White House leaked it. – James Corden
Scaramucci was livid last night after some of his financial information was leaked, so he went on Twitter and seemingly blamed chief of staff Reince Priebus for the leak, but then he deleted the tweet later, which is a great start for a communications director. – James Corden
Now I don’t know, Reince Priebus might be the leak, Scaramucci might be lying. Only one thing is certain, I can’t spell either of their names. – James Corden
A lot of news coming out of the White House, but strangely enough, Donald Trump isn’t the one making the news this time. I guess his meds are finally kicking in? – James Corden
First lady Melania Trump announced today that her first solo international trip will be to Toronto, Canada. The purpose of her trip hasn’t been announced. But I’m guessing sanctuary? – Seth Meyers
In a recent interview, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revealed that the he watched clips from the popular TV show “The West Wing” to prepare for debates. While Donald Trump prepared for debates by watching “Friday the 13th”. – Seth Meyers
The publisher of Hillary Clinton’s upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement “What Happened”. Well, that’s the censored version. – Seth Meyers
The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown motel is like any other motel, except it only has one parking spot. – Jimmy Fallon
