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Monthly Archives: September 2008

White Corpuscles Attempt to Rid America of Festering Infection

From Pundit Kitchen

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Late Night Political Humor

“All of New Yorkers have Obama fever. Everybody’s very excited about him being in New York City. New York City cab drivers, by the way, are offering their Barack Obama special: they’ll gladly accept change.” -David Letterman “Because of Sarah Palin, people are now asking the question: is she ready to be president? Is Sarah […]

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A Heartbeat away from the presidency?

As Jed Lewison notes, if Sarah Palin were a Democrat, John McCain would be running this ad.

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McCain’s position on immigration

From Pundit Kitchen Extra bonus funny stuff — the background photo is the Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood, California. His campaign probably meant to use a photo of the Walter Reed Medical Center. Ooops. Also, the TV cameras mainly showed close-ups of McCain, so it looked like he was standing in front of […]

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Good thing you don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate

Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas puts his foot deeply in his mouth:

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McCain – earmarks are bad, unless they are our earmarks

On the campaign trail, one of the earmarks that John McCain often made fun of was a request from Montana to study the DNA of bears. McCain would quip “I don’t know if that was a paternity issue or a criminal issue.” But if you look in Palin’s earmark requests for the upcoming year, you […]

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I’m John McCain, and I approved this mess

© Clay Bennett

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More pigs with lipstick

© Tom Toles

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Late Night Political Humor

“And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they’re saying? For the first time he’s starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. Don’t worry. He’s got a plan. He’s going to be to campaigning in Europe.” -David Letterman “Boy George has released a new song that […]

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Cindy McCain may still be a drug addict

I posted this story back in June, but there are new developments. Tom Gosinski, who was fired from the charity run by Cindy McCain when he found out that Cindy was obtaining drugs using illegal prescriptions in his name, has finally decided to talk. According to Gosinski, John McCain used his Senate staff and resources […]

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Abstinence Only Lifeguard

© Clay Bennett

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The Biggest Celebrity in the World!

© Tom Toles

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Suggested apologies for Obama

McCain is demanding that Obama apologize. Ok, why not?  Here are some apology cards for Obama to send to McCain: From 23/6

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Everything is GOOD for McCain

© Tom Tomorrow

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How to Spam Reality

We all know what “spam” is — the bulk email that fills our inbox with crap. Well, it looks like someone is doing the same thing to the New York Times bestseller list, using something called “bulk orders”. Let’s say you write a book and you really want it to be on the bestseller lists, […]

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