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Monthly Archives: June 2009

Late Night Political Humor

“There was a big storm down in the Washington, D.C., area, and it toppled a tree. A giant, ancient tree toppled over. This is how crazy things are. When the tree toppled over, somebody contacted former Vice President Dick Cheney, and he said: ‘See, well, there it goes. It proves that President Obama is soft […]

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Transparently Ridiculous

Obama promised a new era in transparency in government. He even complained about all the oil company executives who visited the White House to write Dubya’s Energy Bill (code named “No Oil Well Left Behind”), even though Obama voted for that bill. But now, MSNBC reports that the Obama administration is trying to block access […]

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Stupid Question of the Year

There is a new website http://iamdrtiller.com/ devoted to the memory of Dr. George Tiller, the abortion doctor who was shot and killed in his church. The site contains letters and photos sent in from people. In some (but not all) of the photos, people are holding signs saying “I am Dr. Tiller” over their faces. […]

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Do as I say, not as I do

© Matt Bors

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Civil Torture Suit

US District Judge Jeffrey White has ruled that Jose Padilla has the right to sue John Yoo, the government lawyer who wrote the memos that approved the torture of terrorists, including torturing Padilla (according to his suit). Padilla — a US citizen — was arrested in Chicago in 2002 and was declared an “enemy combatant”. […]

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Loving your Enemy?

© Jim Morin No, this is not a joke. There are a number of neocons who really do want Ahmadinejad to be re-elected president of Iran. Daniel Pipes even said that he would vote for Ahmadinejad. Their reasoning seems to be that if Iran becomes more moderate, then it will be harder to talk the […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The first detainee from Guantanamo Bay arrived in New York City for trial. You know what that means? He’ll be back on the street tomorrow.” – David Letterman “It’s crazy the way things work. They bring the guy — he’s locked up down there for four years in Guantanamo Bay — they bring him to […]

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You might be a conservative, if…

First there was that study that showed a correlation between being a conservative and low intelligence. Now this: Are you very bothered by the sight of a cockroach, the smell of urine, coming into contact with a toilet seat in a public restroom, or accidentally drinking from a stranger’s soda can? If so, then you’re […]

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Holocaust at Heart

© Mike Thompson The US Holocaust Memorial Museum has reopened.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The newest nominee for the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor, broke her ankle at LaGuardia Airport. Broke it in three places. And listen to this, at least two of those breaks have to be approved by the Senate.” –David Letterman “This morning, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fell and broke her ankle at LaGuardia airport. Yeah, […]

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Limbaugh blames health care problems on “exercise freaks”

Rush Limbaugh talking about Obama’s plan to reform health care in the US: I’ll tell you why Obama wants to hurry. I’ll answer my own question. If he doesn’t get it done now he’s not going to get it done because everything he’s doing is falling apart. Everything he’s doing is crumbling. He’s in a […]

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Colbert in Iraq

“I am Stephen Colbert, and I am reporting for duty. Folks, right off the top, I want to thank the USO for bringing me and my show to our brave men and women in uniform in Baghdad, Iraq. Thank you so much. I have to say, this place is great. I’ve always loved the beach, […]

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UP

© Marshall Ramsey

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Listening to Karl Rove is dangerous to your health

Karl Rove is out with a new column in the Wall Street Journal called (unabashedly) “How to Stop Socialized Health Care“. What’s completely hypocritical of this is that Rove was one of the main promoters of the Medicare prescription drug benefit in 2003, which was the biggest move in 40 years toward what Rove now […]

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Our Health Depends On It

There are too many “facts” being thrown around in the healthcare debate, and not enough information for me to figure out which ones are true. This is made worse by “facts” that I know are false. For example, I keep hearing opponents of health care reform claim that if health insurance was provided by the […]

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