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Tom Toles
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Sen. Inhofe thinks Iraq is in Africa?

This is from his own campaign ad:

See also http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2008/06/senatorial-shrinkage.html

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The Entire Democratic Primary in 1 1/2 minutes

The website 23/6 has managed to take the entire year and a half Democratic Primary and reduce it to one and a half minutes of video wonderfulness:

http://video.236.com/services/link/bcpid1599834811/bctid1599873904

If that isn’t enough, MSNBC has put together a similar video, but 10 minutes long. It is actually worth a watch for some of the more interesting moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y281SqKK_8E

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McCainisms

Daniel Kurtzman has compiled a wonderful list of quotes from John McCain, many backed up by video!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/a/mccainisms.htm

Rather than repeat any of them here, just go there and read them all. You’ll be glad you did.

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Forget Bush’s third term, McCain wants Cheney!

In Stephen Hayes’ 2007 biography of VP Dick Cheney, McCain was asked if Cheney might serve in a McCain administration. McCain’s response? “Hell, Yeah”.

In 2004 McCain called Cheney “one of the most capable, experienced, intelligent and steady vice presidents this country has ever had.”

Of course, now that he is running for president, McCain is trying to distance himself from Cheney.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/11/mccain-cheney-hell-yeah/

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Iraq is not South Korea, it is more like Viet Nam

On NBC’s “Today” show, Matt Lauer asked John McCain about the surge strategy in Iraq: “If it’s working Senator, do you now have a better estimate of when American forces can come home from Iraq?” McCain’s response:

No, but that’s not too important. What’s important is the casualties in Iraq, Americans are in South Korea, Americans are in Japan, American troops are in Germany. That’s all fine. American casualties and the ability to withdraw; we will be able to withdraw. General [David] Petraeus is going to tell us in July when he thinks we are.

Now, I know that what McCain is trying to do is justify his earlier statement that it would be alright if American troops remained in Iraq for 100 years or longer. The point he keeps trying to make is that we have troops in other countries without problems, so you shouldn’t fault him for saying we might have troops in Iraq for long periods of time.

The problem, which isn’t being pointed out enough, is that John McCain thinks that we could keep troops in Iraq without major casualties. The only people who actually believe that are the same people who claimed that the Iraqis would welcome us as liberators. He sounds like those people who used to claim that we could have won the war in Viet Nam if we had tried harder, and that we only lost it because we lost the political will to fight it. Except that McCain is trying to say the same thing about Iraq.

Iraq is in the middle of a civil war, just like Viet Nam was in a civil war. Even General Patraeus has said that there is no military solution to this problem.

But McCain doesn’t get it. After all, McCain has repeatedly confused Sunni and Shia (the two major factions fighting the civil war), and even keeps claiming that Iran is training al-Qaeda, even though everyone knows this is not true.

McCain’s only criticism of the war in Iraq is how we are fighting it, the same argument used by people who thought we could win in Viet Nam. But when you ask him how we should be fighting it, all he can say is “Stay the course” — the exact same thing we have been hearing from Bush and Cheney for more than five years.

Even worse, McCain’s reason why we should “stay the course” is so that our troops can “come home with honor and victory, not in defeat”.  Again, he sounds like those people who warned that a defeat in Viet Nam would lead to a huge communist victory in SE Asia. McCain is playing the same “honor” card played by Nixon to keep us in Viet Nam. But we were defeated there anyway, and did anything terrible happen? Did the dominos fall? Did SE Asia become a communist stronghold? No. Viet Nam is now a member of the World Trade Organization and has earned Most Favored Nation status from the US.

The vast majority of Iraqi citizens want us out. Even the US troops who are in Iraq think we should not be there. And of course, most Americans don’t want us there. It is time McCain explained why he wants us to remain there. 

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McCain will veto every beer

He may be married to a beer heiress, but…

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McCain the Sailor Man

A few random frames from Dave Dugan’s Zen Comix:

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Vote for Nobody

Vote for Nobody
Believed to be originally from Wavy Gravy in the 70’s

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Bill Kristol: a history of being wrong

Speaking of Fox News, here’s a quote from Sunday December 17, 2006:

Barack Obama is not going to beat Hillary Clinton in a single democratic primary. I’ll predict that right now. 

Who said it? Conservative Bill Kristol. As Mark Nickolas (the guy who dug up this gem) says, “This is why so many people laugh at Kristol’s political analyses, in general.” Of course, that didn’t stop Kristol from getting a column at the NY Times. Sigh.

http://www.politicalbase.com/profile/Mark%20Nickolas/blog/&blogId=2480

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Fist bump: is Fox News trying to be provocative or just stupid?

Fist BumpJust before Obama’s nationally televised speech on June 3, he and his wife did a “fist bump”. Apparently, Fox News is so out of it that they had never seen this before, and had to ask if this was (and I’m not making this up) “A terrorist fist jab?”

Attention Fox News, there is this new thing out there called the “Internet” where you can look up stuff. But you don’t even have to do it yourself, since Media Matters did a quick Internet search and came up with more than a dozen photos of numerous athletes, celebrities, and politicians getting their fist bump on. And none of them look even slightly like terrorists.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200806100001

In addition, Time Magazine has compiled “A Brief History of the Fist Bump“.

And here’s a photo of former president George H.W. Bush doing the “terrorist fist jab”.

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I’m Voting Republican

Must-watch video:
http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/

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War profiteering and cronyism

Couldn’t the lapdog media in the US have done this?  It took an investigation by the BBC to find out that an estimated $23 BILLION has been lost, stolen, or “merely” not accounted for in Iraq. To date, no major US contractor has been indicted for these stunning abuses.

Why can’t we hear about this in the US?  Because we have a gagging order that prevents discussion of it. According to the BBC, “While George Bush remains in the White House, it is unlikely the gagging orders will be lifted.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7444083.stm

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McCain, ambushed again by the (YouTube) truth

When will McCain learn that you can’t just deny that you said something, when anyone can just look it up on the innertubes?

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But will he actually do anything about it?

David Horsey
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