“A federal judge overturned Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California, which came as great news for both gays and wedding planners. Although that might be redundant.” – Jimmy Kimmel “A California judge has overruled California’s ban on gay marriage. Finally gay men can marry someone other than Liza Minelli. … Wedding planners can […]
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“Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have apparently broken up again, less than a month after announcing their engagement. Bristol called it off faster than you can say, ‘Mom, put the gun down.’” – Jimmy Kimmel “It was announced that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up. These two have called it quits more times […]
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“Do you know that $8.7 billion of our money has gone missing in Iraq? I didn’t even know they had a Goldman Sachs over there.” – Jay Leno “Three convicted murderers escaped from a prison in Arizona. The governor told the people, ‘Don’t worry, all three murderers are American citizens.’” – Jay Leno “Snooki from […]
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010
© Tom Tomorrow Déjà vu all over again!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
“President Obama is going to be on ‘The View.’ Who says this guy isn’t willing to confront radical extremists?” – David Letterman “President Obama said he had a good time on ‘The View,’ and that the ladies on the show talk a lot less than Joe Biden.” – Jay Leno “Arizona’s immigration law went into […]
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Now that the Citizen’s United decision opened up the floodgates so corporate money can be poured into political campaigns, Democrats have been trying to require that political ads disclose their funding sources, but they have been blocked by Republican filibusters. © Joel Pett
“President Obama is in town for an appearance on ‘The View.’ He probably won’t get a word in edgewise, but he said he’s used to it. He lives with his mother-in-law.” – David Letterman “President Obama is going on ‘The View’ to talk about the economy. Later on, he’ll go to ‘General Hospital’ to explain […]
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A beautiful take on the whole issue of gay marriage, from a comment left on the website for the 2012 California Marriage Protection Act: I fully support your righteous cause. Please consider supporting mine as well. Please support my petition to change the Constitution to define pet ownership as only the relationship between people and […]
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“An American named Bob Dudley is BP’s new CEO. Nice to see an American taking a job from a foreigner for once.” – Jay Leno “BP CEO Tony Hayward is being sent to a project in Siberia. He wants to go to a part of the planet that hasn’t been ruined yet.” – David Letterman […]
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“Leaked documents show that Pakistan has been taking American money and using it to fund the Taliban. The Pakistanis are denying it, and they’re like, ‘The Taliban bought those iPods with their own money.’” – Craig Ferguson “The founder of WikiLeaks just released 91,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan, and he said he […]
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“A new poll shows that Congress’ approval rating is at a record low of 11 percent. The other 89 percent are going to withhold judgment until Congress actually does something.” – Jay Leno “There’s a report that Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin are taking their families camping together in Alaska. And it must be true, […]
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© Clay Bennett Here’s a good review of the latest legal wrangling.
