A new Gallup poll measures the enthusiasm of each presidential candidate’s supporters. One of their conclusions merits a closer look: On the Democratic side, Hillary Clinton’s supporters are more enthusiastic than Sen. Bernie Sanders’ supporters, 54% vs. 44%. Wait, what? Why do I keep hearing that Sanders supporters are far more enthusiastic than Clinton supporters? […]
© Tom Tomorrow Ironically, Donald Trump’s popularity has nosedived recently, for no particular reason. Maybe our flash in the pan has finally finished flashing? Who knows. It is true that finally the Republicans have woken up to the disaster that a Trump presidency would be, both for the country and (probably more importantly to them) […]
© Jack Ohman The only thing all three seem to have in common is that they are all about the rich. The “Tee” party is the Republican establishment, epitomized by Mitt Romney – the people that Trump and Cruz are supposedly rebelling against. The “Tea” party was taken over by the rich. Cruz pretends to […]
“The big story is President Obama’s historic visit to Cuba. After landing yesterday, Obama immediately tweeted out, ‘What’s up, Cuba?’ And Cubans opened up a window and yelled, ‘We don’t have the Internet! It’s like 1955 here!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Yesterday, President Obama arrived in Cuba, a formerly hostile territory. Tomorrow, he returns to Washington, […]
© Jim Morin We’ve already discussed the idea of Hillary Clinton nominating Barack Obama to the Supreme Court. I love it. Speaking of revenge, Politico makes the case that Hillary Clinton should pick Al Franken as her Vice President. They have lots of good reasons, but the best one to me is that it would […]
I’m seeing quite a few articles around the web trying to answer the vexing question of how Donald Trump became popular enough to be a serious contender for the presidency. After all, he is supremely unqualified for the job and he not only lies consistently, but isn’t even consistent in his lies (often contradicting himself […]
“Trump Tower in Chicago was struck by lightning during the Illinois primary, which Donald Trump went on to win. Nobody was hurt, but God was like, ‘Crap, I missed’.” – Jimmy Fallon “There were no injuries, but long story short, Donald Trump has switched bodies with an 11-year-old boy.” – Jimmy Fallon “Speaking of Trump, […]
The website is votetrumpgetdumped.com, and they also have a hashtag #votetrumpgetdumped. I’ll let their straightforward description on their website explain: Those Who Vote Trump Should Understand This: No Sex. No Dates. No Chance. To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women. Learn what’s at […]
“Donald Trump won yesterday’s Republican primaries in Florida, Illinois, and North Carolina. Trump did especially well with white males, Caucasian men, and non-women of no color.” – Seth Meyers “The big win for Trump was in Marco Rubio’s home state of Florida. Rubio won one county in his home state, Miami. That was thanks to […]
At a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, Oregon, a small bird lands on the stage and then flies directly up to the podium in full view of the cheering crowd. Hard to tell, but it is either a female sparrow or a goldfinch.
© Ruben Bolling I think most of us are glued to this election the same way we are glued to horror movies. Will there be a happy ending?
This is much funnier than I expected.
“According to a new report, Dr. Ben Carson was not planning to endorse any of the remaining candidates, but changed his mind after being offered a position in Trump’s White House. He would run the Department of No Energy.” – Seth Meyers “A Donald Trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to […]
© Matt Bors After winning Iowa, Hillary Clinton was criticized for shouting too much. Even Bob Woodward, of Watergate fame, said “She shouts. There is something unrelaxed about the way she is communicating.” Are you kidding me?
“At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.” – Jimmy Fallon “Chris Christie interviewed Donald Trump today at a rally in North Carolina. During […]
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