Relieved that 2016 is almost over? How do you celebrate the passing of a year that nobody wants to remember? And how do you celebrate the start of a new year that will probably be even worse? How about with some new cocktails? © Brian McFadden Let’s just hope we make it through the next […]
Now that the election is over, political comics are having a tough time. Yeah, I know, everyone thought that Donald Trump winning the election would be pure gold for comedians, but it turns out that it is not that easy. This country has become so polarized that if you make political jokes about Trump, you […]
[Jokes from Dec. 13, 2016] “This morning, Kanye West actually showed up to meet with Donald Trump at Trump Tower. People were shocked — they didn’t expect those two to meet until the first presidential debate in 2020.” – Jimmy Fallon “Today, Donald Trump met with Kanye West. It’s always cool when two future presidents […]
Early Wednesday morning, Donald Trump tweeted this: But the same day, just a few hours later, Trump told reporters that he thought the transition was going “very, very smoothly. Very good.” My only question is, which Trump is Dr. Jekyll, and which one is Mr. Hyde?
[Jokes from Dec. 12, 2016] “According to The Washington Post, the CIA found that Russia interfered in the election to help Donald Trump win the presidency. Experts say this is the biggest scandal America’s faced for decades, and the biggest scandal Trump’s faced since Friday.” – Jimmy Fallon “The CIA says they believe that Russian […]
I think the best solution is to keep pissing Donald Trump off as much as possible. He’ll stay up all night, every night, tweeting away. Keep him busy. Maybe that will minimize the damage from his presidency. I predict it won’t take too long for people to get tired of him, just like they got […]
© Brian McFadden I’m sure you can think of even better gifts! I hope everyone has a happy holiday, and I look forward to a better new year!
[Jokes from Dec. 8, 2016] “For his secretary of labor, President-elect Trump has picked an executive from the fast food restaurants Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Afterwards, Trump admitted he made the choice on an empty stomach.” – Conan O’Brien “Check one’s calendar because right now we are 43 days from the inauguration, and Donald Trump […]
It started when progressives started donating money to Planned Parenthood in the name of VP-elect Mike Pence. Pence receives a thank-you note for every donation. Donations have surged 17 times their normal rate since the election. But why stop there? Many progressives are now making donations to other organizations in the names of their Trump-voting […]
After the 2012 election, Donald Trump thought that Barack Obama, while winning the Electoral College, lost the popular vote. Mind you, Obama actually won the popular vote, but that didn’t stop Trump from tweeting stupid things about it: So, not only is he a complete hypocrite, he doesn’t have a firm grasp on reality, and […]
[Jokes from Dec. 7, 2016] “Donald Trump has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. When he found out, Trump said, ‘That’s all I ever really wanted’, and then he quit public life, never to be heard from again.” – Conan O’Brien “Ladies and gentlemen, he did it. He won again. Donald Trump has […]
© Jen Sorensen Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me over and over and over again, shame on me.
During the presidential campaign, Donald Trump and other Republicans blasted the Clinton Foundation for supposedly giving access to the Clintons for donors. I’ve noticed that for Trump, when he complains about others doing something, it is almost a sure bet that he is doing the same thing. So it should come as no surprise that […]
[Jokes from Dec. 6, 2016] “This week, Donald Trump is going to North Carolina, Iowa, and Michigan — all states that voted for him — for his ‘Thank You’ tour. Then, he comes here to California for the ‘You’re Dead to Me’ tour.” – Conan O’Brien “Does Trump think Twitter is like Siri for the […]
© Signe Wilkinson It is time for the Electoral College to go away. If not by constitutional amendment, then through the National Popular Vote Compact.
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