© Clay Bennett Be careful what you start!
“Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.” – Jay Leno “Have you folks heard about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Here’s what they’re doing now. They got a one-mile-long suction hose. It was […]
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Lance Baxter was fired from his job as spokesman for Geico insurance company after he drunk dialed the Tea Party group FreedomWorks and left a rude and offensive message on their answering machine. The message was subsequently spread around the internet. Now that he has more time on his hands, he produced this humorous video.
“Does anyone here remember the Gulf of Mexico? Well, it’s gone.” – David Letterman “President Obama said he’s angry and frustrated with the oil spill in the Gulf and the oil companies behind it. He said he’s tired of all the finger-pointing — then he blamed the Bush administration for everything.” – Jay Leno “We’re […]
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“According to the top people in the petroleum industry, the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will not affect gas prices. They said, ‘They were going up anyway.’” – Jay Leno “According to a recent survey, one in eight people say they will not buy gas from BP anymore. Unless, of course, it’s cheaper […]
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“How about that oil spill in the gulf? They were going to put down what they called a containment platform, and they were going to lower it into the gulf. But that didn’t work. So now, British Petroleum wants to try something else. It’s a smaller containment device called the top hat. They get the […]
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“Hey, here’s some good news. The price of oil has dropped by $12 a barrel. I mean, why buy it when you can just scoop it out of the water, huh?” – Jay Leno “Oh, speaking of that. If anybody needs a 100-ton concrete containment dome, there’s one on eBay for 75 bucks.” – Jay […]
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“It looks like the next Supreme Court justice could be a New Yorker. Her name is Elena Kagan. She has never argued before a judge before. But living in New York City, you know, she’s argued in cabs, she’s argued in subways, she’s argued in delis, she’s argued in her apartment, she’s yelled at her […]
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© Stuart Carlson Is turnabout fair play? UPDATE: This post hit the front page of social news site Reddit, and some pretty ironic flaming is going on over there. What I find amazingly ironic is that most of the arguments are over whether government is good or government is bad, like it could be purely […]
“This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded.” – David Letterman “This is going to be the biggest environmental disaster ever. You know what that means? More bonuses.” – David Letterman […]
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“How about that Times Square bomber? Now, I’m no genius, but this guy left his house keys in the bomb car. It was the one flaw in an otherwise perfect crime.” – David Letterman “I just read the hilarious re-post made by a locksmith in Washington DC about the Times Square bomber. The suspect says he […]
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Once again, the GOP formulated their talking points against the Supreme Court nominee before Obama had even named the nominee. © Drew Sheneman When Elena Kagan was nominated, Republicans attacked her because she has never been a judge. Ironically, Kagan was nominated by then-president Clinton to be a judge on the Court of Appeals, but […]
