Maybe it is just me, but doesn’t Colbert look more like Obama with his short hair?
“Here’s a big story, ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, there was an earthquake in Alaska. I’m kind of afraid to say anything.” – David Letterman “Have you been following what’s going on in Iran? Oh, it’s crazy. They had the election. Now it looks like there was some monkey business going on. And now people are […]
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“You folks following the Iranian elections? Well, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the winner. And lots of protests. And it got to be so crazy that Iran’s supreme leader actually spoke live on television last night. And it preempted Al Jazeera’s most popular show, their number one show over there, which is ‘How I Met Your Camel.’” […]
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“The Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, said this election was not rigged, the results are final, and you can protest all you want, but if you keep doing it, we’re going to start cracking heads. Now if we could only get this guy to call Norm Coleman.” – Bill Maher “Today, Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali […]
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© Nick Anderson President Barack Obama is doing the right thing with his careful response to the chaos in Iran. Obama right to keep U.S. out of Iran’s political process Even conservative columnist George Will and former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan agree.
© Tom Toles In other news, big Pharma once again promises to lower the price of medicines sold to seniors. Can we be fooled again?
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“Have you folks been following the Iranian elections? Well how about this Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? You know, he won, he has won the election now. And people are angry, and they’re demanding a recount. And as a matter of fact, the last unofficial account actually had Al Franken ahead. They’ve gone crazy.” – David Letterman “A […]
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[These jokes are all about the ongoing feud between David Letterman and Sarah Palin.] “Thank you very much. Welcome to the ‘Late Show’, ladies and gentlemen. Now, when I call your name, please come forward and pick up your apology.” – David Letterman “Hi, everyone. I’m Jimmy, I’m the host of the show. Before we […]
© Steve Benson See Obama swat a real fly:
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“It’s been reported Marvel Comics is getting set to bring back Captain America. They’re going to do this as soon as they get a loan from Captain China.” – Conan O’Brien “Tough times all over. Amusement park company Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Experts say it’s due in large part to […]
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John Hodgman at the Radio and Television Correspondent’s Dinner, with Barack Obama. Part 1: Part 2: Here’s Obama’s joke-filled speech. UPDATE: The untravel blog has a good posting about Hodgman’s speech. Here’s some of it: on one level, it’s just a bunch of silly, obscure jokes. On another level, the jokes mock their own obscurity. […]
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