Political Irony

© Brian McFadden

“You got to admit, President Obama gives great speeches. Like, today, instead of just saying, ‘Oh, from North to South,’ he said, ‘From the windy plains of the Dakotas to the sunny skies of Arizona.’ That sounds so much better than, ‘From the sleaze ball criminal element of Wall Street to the broke-a** beaches of […]

On Wednesday, I posted a quote from Zing: “Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.” Well, someone actually proposed what this might look like (click on the image to see a much larger version): From Good Magazine.

“Happy Presidents’ Day, everybody. As you know, the banks were all closed today. I understand a few are expected to open tomorrow.” -Jay Leno “Today, of course, a very solemn day in America. We celebrate presidents past by getting a good deal on mattresses and big-screen TVs.” -Craig Ferguson “Presidents’ Day, of course, the day […]

John Hodgman provides a few easy steps to recovery:

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