“Man, here’s something chilling. Former Vice President Dick Cheney is now warning that there will be another terrorist attack. He got that information by waterboarding himself.” -David Letterman “This week in Washington, President Obama took time out from his busy day to read a book to a group of second graders. Did you see that […]
Earlier this week, Congressman (and GOP whip) Eric Cantor (R-VA) attacked Obama’s stimulus plan, saying “This was not a stimulus bill. It was a spending bill.” To which Obama replied: My favorite comment about this is “I really enjoy that he did not leave the sassiness behind on the campaign trail. I was afraid he might…”
“Either today or yesterday, Barack Obama said Americans are ‘sick and tired’ of people ‘being rewarded for failure.’ Is he talking about me?” -David Letterman “President Obama has asked the Senate to cut $50 billion from the economic stimulus plan. Yeah, Obama says the government will no longer need the $50 billion once everyone in […]
“The U.S. Post Office announced they could run out of cash by the end of the year. They said they’re in serious danger of becoming a bank. That’s how bad it is.” -Jay Leno “Aren’t you tired of bad economic news, ladies and gentlemen? Well, here is some good economic news. President Obama has a […]
“Very exciting Super Bowl on Sunday, and they said every seat at Raymond James Stadium was a good seat. Unless, of course, you were sitting behind Aretha Franklin. ‘Hey, lady, the hat. Take the hat off, lady.’” -Jay Leno “Right after Sunday’s Super Bowl, President Barack Obama placed a congratulatory phone call to the Steelers […]
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