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© Matt Davies

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Can you tell the difference between Bush and McCain?

Take the Bush-McCain challenge — five quotes, all you have to do is identify who said them. It is harder than you think!

http://www.bush-mccainchallenge.com/index.html

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Is it true about Obama?

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Couldn’t McCain find one of his own?

You would think they would have people checking for things like this. McCain’s newest political ad shows him with some “supporters” but if you look closely, you can see that at least one of them is wearing an Obama shirt. You can see the original ad here.

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Late Night Humor

“Yesterday, Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word ‘baruch,’ which means one who’s blessed. That’s what he said, yeah. Obama had a harder time explaining his middle name, Hussein. Things got quiet there” –Conan O’Brien

“And when speaking in Montana, Barack Obama got a standing ovation when he said, ‘It is time to take back the country.’ The bad news: he was on an Indian reservation at the time.” –Jay Leno

“John McCain’s in the news. Earlier today, John McCain released 1,200 pages of his medical records. Or, as his doctor calls it, Chapter One.” –Conan O’Brien

“Earlier this week, Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy. He was given a 19-gun salute. And two Coast Guard members were slightly injured when Cheney returned fire.” –Jay Leno

“According to the financial forms, President Bush has actually lost money while he’s been in the White House. But he says he will get it all back and much more, once the Nigerian businessman he’s dealing with on the internet transfers the money into his account” –Jay Leno

“Hey, congratulations to David Cook, the American Idol. … I believe he received an unbelievable 50 million votes … which I think is a new record. … In fact, he got so many votes, Hillary offered him the VP spot.” –Jay Leno

“Jenna Bush was recently married. I understand, as his wedding gift to the couple, President Bush gave them two $600 stimulus checks.” –Jay Leno

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And a hard-working one, too!


© Ted Rall

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I wish this primary race had ended in April

Hillary Clinton keeps claiming that her husband’s primary race lasted until June. However, in his memoir, Bill Clinton says the race was over in April:

“On April 7, we also won in Kansas, Minnesota, and Wisconsin. On April 9, Paul Tsongas announced that he would not reenter the race. The fight for the nomination was effectively over.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/27/bill-clinton-1992-race-en_n_103669.html

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“Maverick” McCain votes 100% with Dubya

According to a new study, McCain voted 100% of the time in line with President Bush’s wishes in 2008, and 95% of the time in 2007. In the last 8 years, McCain only fell below 90% twice.

Unfortunately, one of the caveats of this study is that McCain misses so many votes in the senate (he was the most absent senator in 2008, beating even a senator who has been absent with a brain hemorrhage) it is hard to tell where McCain stands most of the time. But when he did bother to show up, he voted with Dubya 100% of the time.

No wonder some people call him McSame.  What I want to know is, why does the media keep calling him a maverick?

http://www.progressivemediausa.org/2008/05/27/john-mcsame/

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Swiftboating Redux

Remember the group that swiftboated John Kerry in the last election? Now there is the “Vets for Freedom” that is trying to do the same thing to Obama. And some of the main people behind “Vets for Freedom” are also on McCain’s campaign.

UPDATE: Daily Kos points out that coordination between a 527 group and a campaign is against the law, and it seems clear that McCain has violated this law.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/5/27/060/23911/392/523373

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Obama and McCain – Role Reversal

In an ironic role reversal this weekend, Obama spoke of his support for restoring veteran’s benefits, while McCain (the “war hero”) spent Memorial Day defending his vote against veterans and even tried the old “smear the messenger” trick of attacking Obama because he never served in the military.

But apparently McCain’s record on veterans’ issues is something of an embarrassment.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/86474/

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Does Karl Rove Hate America?


© Tom Tomorrow

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Media Hype

I’m not sure if this is ironic, or if everything else coming from the Mainstream Media is what is truly ironic. John Harris, in Politico — masters of media hype — has published a story about … media hype.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10604.html

What makes the situation even more ironic is that it feeds the problem where the media itself is the news. How common has the phrase “It is reported that…” become? It is much easier to report what someone else in the media has said, rather than to spend the time to find out if it is really true.

And Glenn Greenwald, over at Salon, is either pointing out the irony of Harris’ article, or adding to the irony by further making the news machine the news.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/05/26/harris/index.html

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Daily Show: West Virginia voters

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Hillary Rejects, Denounces Self

Another Gem from humorist Andy Borowitz:

Responding to a chorus of outrage touched off by her comments about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) made a bold attempt at damage control today by distancing herself from herself.

Many political observers had assumed Sen. Clinton would respond in some manner to the controversy she had created with her comments, but few expected her to throw herself under the bus.

At a rally today in South Dakota, the New York senator said that the comments she made were “totally unacceptable,” adding, “I hereby reject and denounce myself.”

Attempting to reassure her dwindling base of support, she said that her comments “have no place in a political campaign, and the person who made them will have no role in my administration.”

Sen. Clinton also offered an explanation for her comments about the late Sen. Kennedy, telling the crowd, “I am still suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of my service in the Bosnian army.”

While early reaction to her latest comments was mixed, Clinton aide Terry McAuliffe called the speech “a home run.”

“She came out today and said she was disgusted and appalled by Hillary Clinton,” Mr. McAuliffe said. “That puts her in the mainstream of American opinion.”

Sen. Clinton’s decision to throw herself under the bus also drew praise from her husband, former president Bill Clinton, who joined in rejecting and denouncing her.

“When I heard her comments about Bobby Kennedy, I thought, wow, somebody in her campaign said something idiotic and this time it wasn’t me,” he said.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/hillary-rejects-denounces_b_103420.html

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Late Night Politics

“Barack Obama got a big endorsement this week. Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, who, believe it or not, is a former exulted cyclops of the KKK, no kidding around, said he will cast his superdelegate vote for Barack Obama. Not a great time for Hillary Clinton when even former Klan members are supporting Barack Obama.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“This week, Barack Obama, true story, campaigned on an Indian reservation and the tribal chief adopted him. Yeah, the Indians actually prefer Obama to John McCain, because they still remember when McCain took their land.” –Conan O’Brien

“Barack Obama also going after John McCain. In a speech today, Barack Obama accused John McCain of trying to bankrupt social security. That’s what he said, yeah. Yeah, not by voting against it, just by collecting it for 80 years.” –Conan O’Brien

“But don’t discount Hillary Clinton, because she’s nothing if not shrewd. … Don’t ever forget that. Hillary has a back-up plan. First, nothing but superdelegates. Remember when we heard all about the superdelegates? … Well, now she has another back-up plan to get to the White House. She’s going to marry John McCain.” –David Letterman

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