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Facts About a Palin Presidency

Most of the time I feel like the less I hear about Sarah Palin, the better. But this one is just too funny to pass up. Someone has created a website called that has all the facts you need to know about what it would be like if Palin were POTUS. Like:

The U.S. Capitol is moved to Alaska so the President can keep her eye on Putin.

Unlike her predecessors, once in power Sarah plans to sign off on any measure necessary to finally catch them dang-blasted Duke boys!

Holding true to the tenants of the TEA Party movement, Sarah Palin vows to repeal the nation’s many unearned and undeserved entitlement programs, starting with the Bill of Rights.

But the best part is that you can submit your own “facts” to the site. It’s like “Second Life” except the only character is Palin!


One Comment

  1. Sammy wrote:

    I am so burned out on Palin that even funny jokes fall completely flat.

    Sunday, March 28, 2010 at 7:26 pm | Permalink