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Late Night jokes

“Hillary Clinton says she isn’t dropping out because there are still six states that haven’t had their Democratic primary. That’s right. Barack Obama is favored in the states of Oregon, Montana and South Dakota, and Hillary is favored in the state of denial.” –Conan O’Brien

“Hillary needed to win decisively in both states tonight, she didn’t do that, which means her chances to win the nomination are very slim. But will she quit? Oh, not a chance. She will stay in the race for as long as it takes to elect John McCain president.” –Jimmy Kimmel


One Comment

  1. john gorringe wrote:

    thanks for keeping humor alive in these grave times…
    you might tune-in paul krassner,
    who is still a favorite…

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink