Finally, someone outlines a legitimate victory plan for Hillary Clinton!
If Clinton can execute this plan, she definitely deserves the nomination. All she has to achieve is:
- A big, big win in Kentucky next Tuesday. Ideally, Obama should be limited to no more than 100 votes.
- Oregon, scheduled for the same day, inexplicably breaks off and sinks into the Pacific Ocean.
- Puerto Rico, clocking in on June 1, not only gives Clinton a huge majority, but also manages to become a state in advance of the vote.
- Finally, on June 3 as the South Dakota polls open, Thomas Jefferson’s head on Mount Rushmore comes to life and starts shouting, “You go, girl.”