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Late night humor

“According to a new poll, Barack Obama is doing particularly well with one important demographic: voters.” –Amy Poehler

“All three presidential candidates appeared on ‘American Idol.’ It was interesting. Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell looked at them and said, ‘Wait, there’s a black guy, a woman and a cranky white guy. You stole our formula!'” –Conan O’Brien