Political Irony

61 Comments

1. nkktwotwozero wrote:

   Willow, Track, and Trig
   Shooting moose from an airplane
   We’re in trouble now

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 5:00 pm | Permalink
2. asdf awe wrote:

   Nation of whiners
   Confuse Sunni and Shia
   CEOs get rich

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm | Permalink
3. lolol wrote:

   Drug addicted wife
   ‘On a task that is from God’
   Lies, lies, and more lies

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Permalink
4. iron wrote:

   Say good-bye to Bush
   Distance themselves from Dubya
   It’s an epic fail

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 6:28 pm | Permalink
5. sarara wrote:

   How hard could it be?
   ‘Iraq/Pakistan border’
   To ‘drill baby drill’

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm | Permalink
6. Jim wrote:

   Corporate tax breaks
   ‘On a task that is from God’
   To ‘drill baby drill’

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Permalink
7. iron wrote:

   Republican lies
   Pick conservative judges
   Say ‘thanks, but no thanks’

   Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 8:23 pm | Permalink
8. Scott wrote:

   Maverick facade
   Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
   That’s McCain-Palin

   Monday, September 29, 2008 at 7:23 am | Permalink
9. danielle wrote:

   ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
   Failed US economy
   White House foreclosure

   Monday, September 29, 2008 at 8:58 am | Permalink
10. David wrote:

    Tax cuts for the rich
    ‘On a task that is from God’
    Neocon redux

    Sleazy politics
    Failed US economy
    ‘This is a failure’

    Clean up Washington
    No social security
    Blame the other guy

    Deregulation
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    We’re in trouble now

    Monday, September 29, 2008 at 5:53 pm | Permalink
11. Larry wrote:

    Senator McCain
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    It does not compute

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 10:56 am | Permalink
12. Claudia wrote:

    P.O.W.
    Failed US economy
    P.O.W.

    Budweiser heiress
    No country for old McCain
    Bad Disney movie

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:12 am | Permalink
13. kotzebue wrote:

    Axis of evil
    “Bomb, bomb, bomb, … bomb, bomb Iran”
    Neocon redux

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:21 am | Permalink
14. Claudia wrote:

    Say good-bye to Bush
    ‘Bomb, bomb, bomb, … bomb, bomb Iran’
    Wall Street in ruins

    Pit bull hockey mom
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    Big danger ahead

    Republican lies
    ‘Agents of Intolerance’
    White House foreclosure

    ‘Mental recession’
    I can’t answer that question
    One hundred years war

    Family values
    ‘On a task that is from God’
    Karl Rove again

    How hard could it be?
    I can’t answer that question
    Blame the other guy

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    No social security
    Lobbyist control

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    A timeline for withdrawal
    Blame the other guy

    Axis of evil
    Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
    Say ‘thanks, but no thanks’

    Deregulation
    Amnesty for immigrants
    Karl Rove again

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:31 am | Permalink
15. Jane wrote:

    Lipstick on a pig
    Meeting new foreign leaders
    One hundred years war

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:54 am | Permalink
16. Anonymous wrote:

    McCain and Palin
    A timeline for withdrawal
    ‘I would fire him’

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
17. Rodin's Muse wrote:

    Keating Five scandal
    Failed US economy
    Lies, lies, and more lies

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 12:53 pm | Permalink
18. Rodin's Muse wrote:

    Budweiser heiress
    Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac
    Divorced his first wife

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm | Permalink
19. Anonymous wrote:

    Lipstick on a pig
    Distance themselves from Dubya
    Say ‘thanks, but no thanks’

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink
20. ruby wrote:

    Corporate tax breaks
    ‘Global warming not man-made’
    Divorced his ex-wife

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 1:36 pm | Permalink
21. Elaine wrote:

    Smear oink smear oink smear
    Lipstick on this stranger pig
    Won’t help the heartless

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm | Permalink
22. Elaine wrote:

    Revision of number 21

    Smear oink smear oink smear
    Lipstick on this stranger pig
    Can’t disguise the heartless

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm | Permalink
23. Iron Knee wrote:

    It’s fine posting haiku poetry that isn’t generated by my program, but that last one from Elaine isn’t even a Haiku. The last line needs to have 5 syllables.

    Oh, and if you have any 5 or 7 syllable phrases that are relevant to McCain and/or Palin, which you would like to see added to the generator, send them to me and I’ll add the good ones.

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm | Permalink
24. Stella wrote:

    Wall Street in ruins now
    Main Street is under water
    Bail out Wall Street first?

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink
25. carolbf wrote:

    Teaching abstinence
    Building a bridge to nowhere
    White House foreclosure

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink
26. kt wrote:

    McCain and Palin
    ‘Bomb, bomb, bomb, … bomb, bomb Iran’
    Progressives must win

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 7:54 pm | Permalink
27. kt wrote:

    Governor Palin
    I can’t answer that question
    It does not compute

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink
28. Danielle wrote:

    P.O.W.
    Shooting wolves from an airplane
    Wall Street in ruins

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm | Permalink
29. John Savage wrote:

    Governor Palin
    ‘On a task that is from God’
    Double-talk Express

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink
30. John Savage wrote:

    Lipstick on a pig
    Failed US economy
    Bad Disney movie

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:25 pm | Permalink
31. John Savage wrote:

    Deregulation
    ‘What is it the VP does?’
    To ‘drill baby drill’

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
32. John Savage wrote:

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    Failed US economy
    That’s McCain-Palin

    thks for the laughs, this could get addictive…

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:27 pm | Permalink
33. Nathan Strickland wrote:

    Nation of whiners
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    Banned library books

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:28 pm | Permalink
34. John Savage wrote:

    McCain and Palin
    Shooting wolves from an airplane
    Wall Street in ruins

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm | Permalink
35. John Savage wrote:

    Republican lies
    ‘On a task that is from God’
    Big danger ahead

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:36 pm | Permalink
36. John Savage wrote:

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    Pick conservative judges
    Blame the other guy

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
37. John Savage wrote:

    If they’re elected
    No social security
    That’s McCain-Palin

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink
38. Anonymous wrote:

    Senator McCain
    Shooting moose from an airplane
    Neocon redux

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 10:59 pm | Permalink
39. Jeana wrote:

    Governor Palin
    Building a bridge to nowhere
    Poll numbers are down

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 12:34 am | Permalink
40. Matt wrote:

    By far my favorite:

    Pit bull hockey mom
    ‘Hey you kids, get off my lawn’
    Double-talk Express

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 4:21 am | Permalink
41. Claudia wrote:

    Drug addicted wife
    Failed US economy
    A shotgun wedding

    Energize the base
    ‘Hey you kids, get off my lawn’
    Big danger ahead

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 9:03 am | Permalink
42. Woody Captain wrote:

    Lipstick on a pig
    ‘On a task that is from God’
    Say ‘thanks, but no thanks’

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 10:28 am | Permalink
43. Shawn wrote:

    Sleazy politics
    Failed US economy
    A shotgun wedding

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink
44. Disgusted wrote:

    Energize the base
    ‘Bomb, bomb, bomb, … bomb, bomb Iran’
    That’s McCain-Palin

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm | Permalink
45. samb wrote:

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    One hundred years war

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 12:52 am | Permalink
46. Anonymous wrote:

    Say good-bye to Bush
    I can’t answer that question
    Lies, lies, and more lies

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 3:50 am | Permalink
47. JP wrote:

    No more maverick
    The subprime mortgage crisis
    Bad Disney movie

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 9:50 am | Permalink
48. KoS wrote:

    Frozen Alaska
    Failed US economy
    It does not compute

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    Shooting wolves from an airplane
    Bad Disney movie

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 11:42 am | Permalink
49. KoS wrote:

    How hard could it be?
    No country for old McCain
    To ‘drill baby drill’

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 11:45 am | Permalink
50. Chris wrote:

    Alaska Earmarks
    ‘Bomb, bomb, bomb, … bomb, bomb Iran’
    Lobbyist control

    Monday, October 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm | Permalink
51. Chris wrote:

    Sleazy politics
    In case of incest and rape
    CEOs get rich

    Monday, October 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm | Permalink
52. noooooo! wrote:

    Maverick facade
    ‘Agents of Intolerance’
    Big danger ahead

    Wednesday, October 8, 2008 at 10:40 am | Permalink
53. Meerkat Woman wrote:

    Pit bull hockey mom
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    It’s an epic fail

    Monday, October 13, 2008 at 2:06 pm | Permalink
54. Laura (AssNinja) wrote:

    Pitbull with Lipstick
    Founding fathers roll in graves
    Ignore Troopergate

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 2:19 pm | Permalink
55. Shane wrote:

    Willow, Track, and Trig
    Miss Congeniality
    That’s McCain-Palin

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 9:54 am | Permalink
56. Shane wrote:

    No more maverick
    No country for old McCain
    It’s an epic fail

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 9:55 am | Permalink
57. Shane wrote:

    ‘Mental recession’
    The way McCain picked Palin
    Did the Vet vet her?

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 9:56 am | Permalink
58. Anonymous wrote:

    Go-go boots, big hair
    I can’t answer that question
    We’re in trouble now

    Sunday, October 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Permalink
59. Anonymous wrote:

    Senator McCain
    Bloodthirsty Warmongerer
    P.O.W.

    Tuesday, October 28, 2008 at 3:30 pm | Permalink
60. james wrote:

    ‘What is Bush Doctrine?’
    Confuse Sunni and Shia
    Neocon redux

    Monday, November 3, 2008 at 2:04 am | Permalink
61. Nessa wrote:

    Pit bull hockey mom
    I’ll get back to you on that
    Double-talk Express

    Monday, November 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

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