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The fine art of avoiding the high price of gas

A thief in Paris decided to steal some valuable paintings. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his getaway van. However, he was captured only a few blocks away, when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime and then make such an obvious blunder, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings! …

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make de Van Gogh.”

See if you have De Gaulle to tell this joke to someone else.

I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.