Sarah Palin quotes from 23/6 and About.com.

Channeling Yoda:

But not for me personally were those cheers for.

Trying for a Dubya / Quayle hybrid:

Sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it’s our privileged obligation to find solutions to the challenges facing our own states every day being held accountable, not being just one of many just casting votes or voting present every once in a while, we don’t get away with that.

Celebrating national backwards day (when the first amendment protects the government from the people, rather than the other way around):

If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.

Geography goof-ups:

They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.

Dictator in chief:

I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.

Finally, Sarah Palin gave a press conference yesterday, which answers the burning question of why she was not allowed to give one during the campaign. Highlights:

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