Movie critic Roger Ebert has a terrific column where he responds to Bill O’Reilly putting the Chicago Sun-Times in his “Hall of Shame”, and cuts him a new one. You really do need to read the whole thing, but here’s the last few sentences:
Bill, I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?
That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!