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Glenn Beck literally lies his ass off on health care

Jon Stewart catches Glenn Beck lying out of his ass!



  1. starluna wrote:

    You know, when I see these people who are losing their mind and shouting things like “I want my country back” at those health care reform meetings and appealing to Glenn Beck, I am reminded of the crowds taunting and screaming at the Little Rock Nine in 1957. Very different issues and circumstances, obviously. But there are parallels in craziness fueled by fear and bigotry, fomented today by the likes of Glenn Beck.

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 7:16 am | Permalink
  2. Quidam wrote:

    No he didn’t ‘literally’ lie his ass off. Last time I looked he was still talking out of it.

    He figuratively lied his ass off.

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 11:37 am | Permalink
  3. Paul wrote:

    Poor little Glenn Beck, such a loser, he can not keep his lies straight. But then most of Fake News do the same. Sweet.

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm | Permalink
  4. Quidam, I nearly said much the same thing, but I thought I would give Iron Knee a pass. 😉

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
  5. starluna wrote:

    Kind of a funny thought though; Glenn Beck literally lying his ass off. I can see his ass just lying there, forlornly with Beck marching away none the wiser. A dog comes by sniffs at it and then walks away in disgust.

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink
  6. Sammy wrote:

    I gave Iron Knee a pass on the grammar too, because the surgery was for hemorrhoids, so it was close enough for me.

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Permalink
  7. Iron Knee wrote:

    The word “literally” used to mean “figuratively” is one of my pet peeves (yeah, I can be a grammar nazi), but I just thought it was doubly ironic that he had anal surgery, so I just had to say it that way. I liked the way that Jon put it, too (at the end of the video) — that the hole they stitched up in Beck’s ass hadn’t healed enough for him to stop talking out of it.

    I was wondering if one of my regular readers was going to correct me, and you guys didn’t disappoint!

    Friday, August 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm | Permalink
  8. *chortles* at Iron Knee

    You do know us, don’t you? 😉

    Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 2:24 am | Permalink

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