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Facebook is officially not useless

There is a new Facebook group: 1 Million Strong Against our SOCIALIST Fire Departments that gives powerful and convincing (cough) arguments why we should privatize our fire departments. Help get rid of “Government Redtrucks!” They even have a slogan:

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in asbestos and carrying a fire hose.

They are organizing protests in front of fire stations nationwide on 09/09/09, starting at 4pm.

They also have a twitter account and a website: Angry Town Hall — with a bonus slogan:

The Revolution will not be Extinguished.

They also have some great images:

townhall hitlerbama


And be sure to read their discussion boards, including Pre-Existing Conditions that Should Invalidate your Fire Department Coverage (“Denial of service if your house happens to be next to a house that’s on fire. I mean DUH! You should have known it was a risk to have a house next to one that’s on fire!”).



  1. Cyn wrote:

    aside from the hunky fireman đŸ˜‰ best part off the website ‘Our aim is that by 2011, all fire services will be provided and funded through private fire companies, including but not limited to: Blackwater (XE), Halliburton, Monsanto, Lockheed, and China.’

    Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm | Permalink
  2. starluna wrote:

    I’m sorry, there was something else beside the fireman. Going to have to look again.

    Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
  3. lol… yeah, fireman.

    But the scary thing is that I have known people who seriously do argue against having public fire/police/roads….

    But still, fireman, right? Right?

    Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:10 am | Permalink
  4. Mat wrote:

    Exactly, and the problem is worsened by firefighters major source of fire prevention: Water. Water is untaxed, uncontrolled, kills millions of Americans every year, and is provided free of charge by socialist clouds. Let’s just say I am surprised they are white and not red.

    (also, great group. I actually made one I think you guys might be interested in )

    Wednesday, September 2, 2009 at 11:07 pm | Permalink