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Why won’t Glenn Beck show us his birth certificate?

Now, in addition to the ongoing questions about whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, new questions have come up: There is rampant confusion about where he was born.

Suspiciously, Beck’s wikipedia page says he was born in Everett, Washington, but it used to say he was born in Mount Vernon. Beck’s Facebook page doesn’t list his birthplace, nor does his official website.

Was he born in Mount Vernon? Beck was presented with the key to the city of Mount Vernon, and was described by the local newspaper as a “native”. And the New York Times claimed he was “Born in Mount Vernon, Washington”.

But the Everett Herald had a birth announcement for Beck (in 1964) saying he was born in Everett. Is this an eerie echo of the birth announcements for Obama in Hawaii? And when a reporter for the Herald tried to get a copy of Beck’s birth certificate, the local health district officials refused to provide one. Are they responsible for a cover up?

Beck could easily clear this up, if he would only show us his birth certificate, but so far he has not done that.


UPDATE: The conservative response. Inadvertently funny.

UPDATE 2: More questions arise about Beck’s citizenship. Why did he not use a US court to go after the owner of the site, and instead used the international WIPO organization? Does he not have standing in the US because of doubts about his birth? And yet another curiosity — a supermarket chain in England has decided to stop advertising on Fox News because of Beck’s comments. Why was a British supermarket chain advertising on Beck’s show? More non-US connections are sure to show up. We need to know where Beck has taken his vacations to make sure no places like Afghanistan or North Korea show up!



  1. Gordon wrote:

    Thougt he was born in Abbotsford B.C.

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 9:04 am | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    Could that possibly make him an illegal alien?

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 9:22 am | Permalink
  3. Nom_de_Guerre wrote:

    He was obviously conjured in a wicca solstice reunion.

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
  4. Greg Goss wrote:

    Is there a point you are trying to make?

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm | Permalink
  5. Glenn Beck was spawned by aliens in 1964 while I was a student at the U of Montana. I witnessed the spawning after a Friday night kegger. There was a white disk in the sky…they whisked him off to Eastern Washington. Furthermore, I have been informed by thoroughly peachy sources that Mr. Beck cohabited with a chicken shortly after returning from the planet, Kolob. These rumors need to be investigated! As the author of the nasty and penetrating satire, In Greed We Trust: Secrets of a Dead Billionaire, I can also tell you with absolutely no authority whatsoever that Mr. Beck is only pretending to be an archangel. What does this pretense reveal? Who is he really working for? Give us the straight skinny, Mr. Glenn Baphomet Beck!

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm | Permalink
  6. Sammy wrote:

    It’s hilarious that people can’t see the Glenn Beck rape website as extreme satire proving a point about the unfounded allegations he constantly makes about Obama and his administration. Reading the comments on the response site you linked to, it’s so clear that a lot of people just don’t get it. And those who then poke fun at the dense commentors go right over the heads of the moron conservatives who don’t even know they’re being made fun of.

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink
  7. capierso wrote:

    I LOVED the comment in the “response” regarding the “great American brands” that were supporting Beck. HSBC, American? I don’t think so. (Well, unless we invaded England, Wales, and Hong Kong while I was at the movies tonight)

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm | Permalink
  8. Billy Bob Westinghou wrote:

    I’m pretty sure the ‘conservative response’ you linked to is a satirical blog, click around the website i’m quite sure.

    Sunday, October 4, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink
  9. starluna wrote:

    I think Billy Bob might be right. The linked site appears to be satire. It’s a little more subtle than the Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl websites.

    But I do find it quite funny that the majority of the early comments on the linked “response” are focused on the misspellings and grammar.

    Sunday, October 4, 2009 at 6:40 am | Permalink
  10. Billy Bob Westinghou wrote:

    read the “God’s Hitlist” section of that blog. hiiiilaaaarious.

    Sunday, October 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm | Permalink
  11. klarg wrote:

    He was born on Kolob!

    Monday, November 15, 2010 at 9:09 pm | Permalink