Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.
The Rally’s Come. God’s Work Be Done
On Earth As There’s No Fear Of Correction.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Competitors
As You Taught Lehman and Bear Their Lessons.
And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever and Ever.
From an email making its way around Wall Street this morning, via Political Wire.
The Lord$’ Prayer
Our Chairmen, who art in boardrooms,
hallowed be thy brands.
Thy profits come,
thy will be done,
in Congress as it is in elections.
Begrudge us this day our daily wage.
And right-size your workforces
as we ignore those who off-shore against us.
And lead us not into retirement,
but deliver us from pensions.
For thine is the lobby,
and the power and the country,
for ever and ever.