“Hey, here’s another deal going on over at the Jacob Javitz Center. It’s the annual New York City Auto Show. I like the new tiny cars. Like the gas-saving, the tiny little semi-hybrid electric things with the fewer seats. You know, they have fewer seats, just like the Democrats after November, fewer seats.” – David […]
© Lisa Benson Is Obama’s decision to allow increased offshore drilling really a political gambit to bait the right? Or is it a measured, science-based decision taking into account our energy needs and balancing them with our environmental needs?
“Census time, ladies and gentlemen. President Obama filled out his Census. I felt bad for the guy. Like he needs another reminder that he lives with his mother-in-law.” – David Letterman “Some people aren’t sending their census forms because they’re angry at the government, which is dumb because the census is how we figure out […]
OMG! Bill Clinton was right, and the times they are a changing. In a survey of 477 university students, only 20% of them consider oral-genital contact (e.g., a blow job) to be “sex”. The percentage of young people who consider sexual activity like oral sex to not be sex has been dropping ever since then-president […]
In an interview with ABC News, RNC chairman Michael Steele claimed that his race may be a reason motivating some of the attacks against him. Some people are calling for Steele to resign, after it was disclosed that a trip to a sex club was paid for with RNC funds. But in a sign that […]
© Tom Toles Obama took single payer off the table, so we could get a public option. But we didn’t get a public option. Now we have offshore drilling and nuclear energy. Are we going to get a climate bill and an energy bill?
“Well, earlier today, President Obama canceled the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt. Instead, the kids are going to be on the lawn of the White House drilling for oil.” – Jay Leno “Hey, you guys, baseball season starts next week. And President Obama is going to throw out the first pitch at the Nationals […]
The definition of “hubris” is “extreme haughtiness or arrogance” but now we will have to add an “extreme holier than thou” attitude to the definition. We all know that the Catholic church has been rocked by multiple cases of sexual abuse against children committed by priests and by evidence that senior members of the church […]
“During a fundraising trip to California, some young Republicans took the Republican Party credit card to a club in Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows. Usually when Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains, it’s in Dick Cheney’s basement. ” – Craig Ferguson “Now here’s a fascinating story. And this […]
“Former Gov. Sarah Palin has been very busy. She’s been campaigning for select Republicans, including John McCain, who’s in the middle of a tough Senate race in Arizona. How does he introduce her? ‘And now, the young woman who cost me the presidency, Sarah Palin!”‘ – Jimmy Kimmel “You know who is out campaigning now […]
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