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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Keep

© Ruben Bolling

Because … we have to give South Beach to someone.



  1. Hey hey hey there! I don’t want to go to France without the rest of the NorthEast! (And shouldn’t a good chunk of the West Coast be handed back to Russia?) 😉

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    Naw, no gay troops were used to get the Russians away from the Russian River.

    But what about Texas?

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm | Permalink
  3. Falkelord wrote:

    Eh texas was filled with American settlers who, when they outnumbered the native population, applied for territory status. A few presidents wouldn’t deal with it until John Tyler, who then annexed it in the 1840s. There was a skirmish or two but it wasn’t enough to warrant enough troops that they may have been gay.

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 9:36 pm | Permalink
  4. Iron Knee wrote:

    Remember the Alamo!

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 10:05 pm | Permalink