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Late Night Political Humor

“Last night in only his second Oval Office address, President Obama announced the end of Operational Iraqi Freedom. He said we have given the Iraqis a Western-style government. Well, we certainly have, haven’t we? Their economy is in shambles, their Congress is corrupt, the country is broke, welcome aboard!” – Jay Leno

“Before President Obama’s address, he called former President George W. Bush. I’m not saying the economy is bad, but he called collect.” – Jay Leno

“I guess they had a pretty cordial conversation. President Bush said for the last 19 months, he’s been relaxing and playing golf. President Obama said, ‘You too?'” – Jay Leno

“President Obama said that too many Americans are struggling to find jobs. You know what these Americans are going to be called? Democrats.” – Jay Leno



  1. Brandon wrote:

    Is it just me, or does all Jay Leno do is reinforce the media narrative?

    Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 1:24 am | Permalink
  2. patriotsgt wrote:

    To be fair to Jay, here are some of his 1 liners from Thurs 9/2. This being a political site, alot of the non-polit stuff doesn’t make the line-up.

    Paris Hilton is banned from the Wynn Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. I’m not sure what Paris is banned for but I think we can rule out card counting.

    This is the worst thing to ever happen to Paris Hilton. Now, when she’s in Vegas, she may actually have to stay at the Hilton.

    The homeless population in New York City has gone up 50 percent in just the last year. Advocates say it’s true that a lot of the homeless people are drug addicts and alcoholics, but most, of course, are investors.

    Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, tells Radar Online that he’s moving to California to open a drug and alcohol rehab center. I guess he’s serious about wanting to spend more time with his family.

    Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm | Permalink
  3. JPG wrote:

    Yep, Leno continues to use his old Bush jokes, just replacing the name. No relevance to reality.

    Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 5:25 am | Permalink