“Sarah Palin is going to Haiti this weekend to deliver humanitarian aid. If there’s one thing that’s reassuring, it’s seeing Sarah Palin above you in a helicopter.” – Jimmy Fallon
“George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna, just put her home in Baltimore on the market for $500,000. The real estate agent said, ‘I just want to warn you that offers have gone way down ever since the economy was ruined by … someone.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“It was a year ago that President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s the only thing in his presidency he hasn’t blamed on George W. Bush.” – Jay Leno
“President Obama lit the national Christmas tree, a 40-foot Colorado Spruce. Republicans don’t believe it’s really from Colorado, and they want to see a birth certificate.” – Jay Leno
“According to a new poll, 51 percent of Americans feel that their lives were better two years ago before President Obama took office. To which President Obama said, ‘Join the club.'” – Jay Leno
“President Obama is reportedly trying to quit smoking, but he can’t get the 60 votes in the Senate to make it happen.” – Jay Leno
“Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner had to go to the hospital today because of a kidney stone. On the bright side, the stone was the first thing in months passed by a member of the Obama administration.” – Jimmy Fallon
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Truly amazing pictures of Palin in Haiti. Not a black person to be seen. Under a tent with everyone staring ga, ga at her. Then she who wants tax cuts so that we can’t help the disadvantaged in this country feels that we should have a military lift of goods for Haiti. I’m sure we all feel that way but not at reduction of care in this country.