Political Irony

“Sarah Palin continues to make significant contributions to the English language. She asked, ‘Is Libya a war, an intervention, a squirmish, what is it?’ Squirmish is how I feel every time I hear Sarah Palin talk.” – Jimmy Kimmel

[oh come on, everyone knows a squirmish is a squeamish skirmish! -IK]

“Newt Gingrich said he’s afraid America will become an atheist country dominated by radical Islamists. Right. Our big problem could be religious atheists, almost as bad as pacifist warmongers. If they hook up with the communist capitalists we’re screwed.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, ‘Obama in Daily Talks With Allah.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Obama said that one solution for using less oil is more nuclear power. He also admitted that he doesn’t follow the news.” – Conan O’Brien

“In an interview with ABC, President Obama said he has to do something about the bags under his eyes. In response, Nancy Pelosi was like, ‘Call this number and tell them Pelosi sent you.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama’s approval rating just hit an all-time low of 42 percent. To put that in perspective, the cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo has an approval rating of 43 percent.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bill Clinton is writing the introduction to a novel by a former college roommate. He says, “Thanks for always respecting the sock on the doorknob, bro.” – Jimmy Fallon