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Sometimes even this is not enough. ThinkProgress has produced way too much information about Mitt Romney. Our array of interns, known as Iron Slavings, have reduced the ThinkProgress 99 to the Political Irony 3.
23. Mitt Romney: “Corporations are people, my friend.” – Mitt channeling the far more charismatic John McCain.
84. A leaked strategic document from Mitt Romney’s 2007 campaign lists “perfect hair” among the candidate’s flaws. – At least his campaign learned the right lesson from John Edwards’ mistakes, unlike Herman Cain.
94. Mitt Romney feels Americans’ pain because he’s “also unemployed.” Romney was worth $250 million in 2008. – give him a break, he too is part of the upper 99%
Next week, the Herman Cain 9 (it takes two to spoon)
– Iron Filing