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Mitt Romney, Generic Republican

Good luck pinning him down. And even if you do, he’ll just say the opposite in a day or two. He’s the ultimate generic candidate. And he loves everything, except vampires.



  1. Jeff wrote:

    Interesting that Romney would single out not liking Vampires, seeing as how the Koch brothers are bankrolling his campaign…

    Monday, August 6, 2012 at 6:38 am | Permalink
  2. Dave TN wrote:

    I don’t know if the Koch bros are Vampires so much as Dr. Frankensteins, trying to revive and sew their lifeless candidate into a moving mass of political slogans held together with Citizens United money.

    Monday, August 6, 2012 at 9:01 am | Permalink
  3. Well, given that his distinctive identity is being intentionally sucked dry, maybe he has a reason for not liking vampires.

    Monday, August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm | Permalink