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Fallopian Fists of Fury!

© Matt Bors

In general, I try to ignore media whores (which I define as people who say things to get attention, regardless of whether or not what they say is true). But who can resist a comic that uses the phrase “fallopian fists of fury”?

Yes, Limbaugh really did bring up an Italian study that found that penises are on average roughly 10% smaller today than they were 50 years ago. The study cites people’s heavier weight, pollution, stress, and smoking as possible factors explaining the shrinkage. But Rush instead blamed it on feminists, saying:

I don’t buy this. I think it’s feminism. I think if it’s tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years, it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.



  1. Dan wrote:

    Gotta love Rush, at the rate he spews BS, by election day there just be a small handful of woman voting Republican, if even that.

    Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 9:56 am | Permalink
  2. westomoon wrote:

    Well, ya gotta feel a little sorry for the poor old turd. If he brings up any of the likely explanations — especially all the chemicals that mimic estrogen in their effects, like BPA — he’d have to acknowledge the validity of science.

    And that would shake the very foundations of the World of Unreason he’s worked so hard to create. And send his Dittoheads into a zombie-like state of cognitive dissonance — I had an instant metal cartoon of armies of flabby old white guys wandering the streets with their hands clapped to their ears, moaning “Noooooooo!”.

    Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 10:24 am | Permalink
  3. Don in Waco wrote:

    That’s funny. Its been my observation that there are many more big pricks around, or is that just the conservative media?

    Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm | Permalink