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Late Night Political Humor

Kamala Harris“President Obama is in trouble for saying that California Attorney General Kamala Harris is good looking. When asked for comment, Bill Clinton said, ‘That guy is out of control’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Because Obama said California Attorney General Kamala Harris was attractive, people are calling his remark sexist. Now the President is overcompensating and trying to balance it out. Today he said Attorney General Eric Holder has a great ass.” – Jay Leno

“Little is known about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un other than the fact that he is ruthless, he supports torture, and he is a huge basketball fan. I’m sorry, that’s not Kim Jong Un. That’s Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice. I had them confused.” – Jay Leno

“Dennis Rodman is on the show tonight, fresh off his trip to North Korea and his appearance on ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ I’m gonna ask him what it was like to spend time with a crazy power-hungry madman – and then we’ll talk about Kim Jong Un.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Here’s something I didn’t know. When Vice President Biden and President Obama meet for lunch at the White House, the chef goes out of his way to personalize their meals. For example, Biden’s lunch always comes with a toy.” – Jay Leno

“There’s this trend now of politicians cutting their salaries by 5 percent because of budget cuts – except for Vice President Joe Biden. He won’t do it. Though in fairness, it’ll take Biden at least a month to figure out what 5 percent of his salary is.” – Jimmy Fallon



  1. il-08 wrote:

    Well…. If no one else is going to say it, I will… She really is pretty hot.

    Monday, April 15, 2013 at 8:08 am | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    And that’s just her official AG photo for the state of California.

    Monday, April 15, 2013 at 10:02 am | Permalink
  3. ebdoug wrote:

    Kamala- Hindu name meaning “Lotus” Wonder if she is from Indian Origin?

    Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 6:27 am | Permalink
  4. il-08 wrote:

    Nahh, Kamala is the bitter tasting, hallucinogenic drug taken by the Geminons in Battlestar Galactica. Oops, my nerd-slip is showing…..

    Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 7:55 am | Permalink
  5. PatriotSGT wrote:

    you all are cracking me up 🙂

    Thursday, April 18, 2013 at 11:52 am | Permalink