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Supreme Court v. God

Not everybody is happy with the Supreme Court rulings yesterday supporting gay marriage. Pat Robertson predicted that God might have to do something “pretty drastic“, like he did with Sodom and Gomorrah, because of the Supreme Court rulings.

But what was really bizarre was that he also questioned whether the court’s swing vote, Justice Anthony Kennedy, had some law clerks “who happen to be gays”.

All I can say is that he better not pray for some natural disaster for the next Democratic convention, since that backfired last time. After all, if God is omnipotent, he probably doesn’t like people telling him what to do.

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  1. Thatguy wrote:

    I’d imagine that between everyone speaking in God’s name and beseeching Him to do awful things to others (and the awful things we do ourselves), the Almighty is getting pretty fed up with his earthly creations. At least I would be, but that’s probably why the Big Guy has never had me fill in for Him when he takes a week or two off.

    Friday, June 28, 2013 at 6:32 am | Permalink