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Late Night Political Humor

“Televangelist Pat Robertson said he wishes Facebook had a ‘vomit button’ he could push whenever someone posts a picture of a gay couple kissing. Of course, the other option would be for Pat Robertson to stop searching online for gay men kissing.” – Conan O’Brien

“Pakistan now says Osama bin Laden was able to avoid being detected by wearing a cowboy hat. A Pakistani authority said, ‘I guess he just got lost in a sea of other Muslims wearing a cowboy hat’.” – Conan O’Brien

“It turns out the Pakistan police pulled Osama bin Laden over for speeding. Pulled him over and wrote the guy a ticket. So listen. I don’t want to hear any more of this nonsense about Pakistan being lenient on Osama bin Laden, OK?” – David Letterman

“Mexico has replaced the U.S. as the world’s fattest nation. The U.S. is now number two. The Mexican government has done a lot of research. It turns out their people eat way too much Mexican food.” – Conan O’Brien

“A new report found that Mexico has passed the U.S. as the most obese country in the world. It doesn’t mean we got skinnier. It just means they’re fatter than we are. But don’t worry – Twinkies are coming back next week, so we should be fine.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Political experts are saying Joe Biden needs to start doing more fundraising if he wants to run for president in 2016. A lot of people are saying they’d definitely donate to a Biden campaign. Most of them are Republicans, but still.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Texas Gov. Rick Perry says he will not run for governor for a fourth term, though he hasn’t ruled out running for president again. The voters have, he just hasn’t.” – Jay Leno

“With Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer running for political office, New York City is changing its nickname to ‘The City That Never Sleeps With Its Wife’.” – Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name – it’s called headlights.” – Jimmy Fallon



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