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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama says that the United States never leaves soldiers behind. But that’s because we never leave.” – David Letterman

“This Bergdahl guy was in a Taliban prison for five years, and he’s now recovering in a hospital in Germany. The reason he is in Germany is because he couldn’t get into a VA hospital until 2020.” – David Letterman

“When asked about criticism from Hillary Clinton, Russia’s President Putin said he doesn’t like to argue with women. Putin is either being a misogynist, or else ladies he’s the perfect catch.” – Conan O’Brien