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Late Night Political Humor

“Mitt Romney said he is considering a third presidential bid. Romney said he got the idea from watching his dog repeatedly run into an electric fence.” – Seth Meyers

“Mitt Romney says he is considering a third campaign for the presidency. He made the announcement during a private meeting with donors. It’s pretty shocking, you know, that Mitt Romney needs donors. I mean, what are these guys, trillionaires?” – Jimmy Fallon

“The film ‘Boyhood’ won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy’s journey over the course of 12 years — or as Mitt Romney calls that, ‘running for president’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump said he is thinking very seriously about a 2016 presidential campaign. You can tell he’s serious. Today I saw him shaking hands and firing babies.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A Saudi-Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it’s gotten so bad he can’t afford to buy his wife her own car that she’s not allowed to drive.” – Conan O’Brien


One Comment

  1. Ralph wrote:

    This satirical piece on MR is just as relevant now as when it was written the last time he ran. Didn’t he (and the wife) say after he lost last time that he was through with politics? Yet here he is again. But I guess it’s just what you’d expect from America’s first quantum politician.

    And can another book tour, er campaign, by Newt be far behind? Hillary must be salivating in her sleep!

    What a circus! Lord, help us all.

    Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm | Permalink