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Open Primary Season!

Tom Tomorrow
© Tom Tomorrow

As we enter both primary season and awards season, the entertainment industry should give some awards to the political parties and the news media. Like, “most creative use of reality”, and individual awards to Trump for “best leading role in a situation comedy” and the rest of the Republican candidates for “best supporting actors”. While Trump wins the “most attractive to cranky old white men”, Sanders walks away with “best cranky old white man”. For her part, Clinton could win the “most conservative campaigner with liberal policies” award. Cruz easily wins the “most popular candidate that nobody likes” award, and Carson should get the “best campaign led by someone who slept through most of it” award (the “Reagan” award).

Go ahead, gentle viewers. Nominate the candidates for the awards they deserve. I’ll see you in the comments.



  1. ThatGuy wrote:

    Gotta love panels 2 and 3, given recent discussion here!

    Friday, January 29, 2016 at 9:36 am | Permalink
  2. Babe of the Boom wrote:

    And Trey Gowdy is nominated for Best Performance by a Lying Lawyer in a submissive, uh, supporting role.

    Friday, January 29, 2016 at 9:54 am | Permalink
  3. Ralph wrote:

    With all the Christian Right candidates slinging their Bibles, my nomination for Most Ironic is Bernie Sanders, the only candidate with the same religion as Jesus, and the one with the most Christian values agenda.

    Friday, January 29, 2016 at 1:03 pm | Permalink
  4. Iron Knee wrote:

    Thatguy, that was a reason I posted this comic. Fair and Balanced!

    Friday, January 29, 2016 at 1:52 pm | Permalink
  5. ThatGuy wrote:

    We can certainly count on you for that, IK, as well as calling things as you see them. Both much appreciated!

    Friday, January 29, 2016 at 3:17 pm | Permalink
  6. jwhat wrote:

    Sarah Palin for “One Flew Over The Trump’s Nest” award. She even looked like a Cuckoo bird in that dress.

    Saturday, January 30, 2016 at 5:34 am | Permalink
  7. David freeman wrote:

    Political Irony for best debate platform

    Saturday, January 30, 2016 at 7:01 am | Permalink