When Donald Trump was in Scotland opening his new golf course, he tweeted about the UK vote to leave the EU. He responded:
This is yet another example of Trump’s inability to understand reality or speak the truth. Scotland voted overwhelmingly (62% to 38%) to remain in the EU. Which brought on a shit-storm of tweets responding to Trump and insulting him with typical Scottish gusto:
SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
Scotland voted to remain, you tit.
Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in Europe you toupéd fucktrumpet
Scotland voted overwhelmingly to STAY in the EU you weaselheaded fucknugget
You’re such a Gobshite. Scotland voted to remain in the EU
You utter and complete eejit. Landslide vote to Remain from Scotland, UK vote only just managed to force us to leave.
Scotland voted overwhelmingly to Remain. But what are facts to you, you bloviating flesh bag.
Scotland voted Remain, you weapons-grade plum.
Scotland voted remain you clueless numpty.
they voted REMAIN you spoon
Scotland hates both Brexit and you, you mangled apricot hellbeast
Delete your golf course.
UPDATE: A new poll done after the Brexit vote says that 59% of Scots would vote for Scotland to leave the UK to become a separate country (and likely join the EU). Only 32% said no, and 9% were undecided.
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Well, now I have to find a way to work “mangled apricot hellbeast” into conversations.
I love the Scottish command of the English language
My fave was toupeed fucktrumpet for some reason. It made me laugh out loud. I doubt it will ever be used in any conversation of mine since I’m a geriatric prude and very rarely get beyond a loud damn, but they are all very creative and funny. I’m not sure what numpty is, but I intend to find out and maybe I can ad that to my list of things to call idiot drivers who are toddling along far too slowly, usually in the passing lane.
Numpty, a stupid ineffective person. I like it!
numpty = numskull + Humpty Dumpty
I love the Scots, except for those damn bagpipes. And if you’ve ever played a round or two of golf, you’ll appreciate that there’s never an end to the demand for more descriptive vulgarities…and then realize the Scots invented the goddam game! Of course there’s always the British around to help sharpen your verbal arrows too.
My fav on that twit list would be the weaselheaded fucknugget, but my wife is partial to bloviating flesh bag. To each their own.
In the long run, we have to have hope, facts will matter.
What wonderful descriptions of Donald “Mangled Apricot Hellbeast” Trump. I’m going to have to work these into my everyday conversations. I love Scotland!
I love bagpipes. Those are manly looking men, in their tartan kilts and their bony knees, making those wonderfully painful musical sounds. Love them!
Haha, to each their own Wildwood! They’re traditional and moving at memorials, parades and such but I’d rather eat a rancid haggis (is that redundant?) than listen to bagpipes on a regular basis 🙂
Ralph bagpipes are best outside and at a distance. My stomach is roiling at the thought of haggis. I’ll take the pipes over the haggis. And no, I wouldn’t want a regular diet of bagpipe music, but every so often it’s nice. Maybe it’s an acquired taste.
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