[Jokes from Sept. 7, 2016]
“Donald Trump has just revealed that he’s not practicing for the upcoming debates in a ‘traditional’ way, and has not been using a stand-in for Hillary. Which explains why today I saw Trump at Ann Taylor Loft yelling at a mannequin. ‘That sweater set isn’t very presidential! Sad!'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Trump may have gotten a sign he will win in November because Trump’s attorney, Michael Cohen, tweeted out a picture of a cloud that kind of looks like Donald Trump, along with the caption, ‘In case anyone is unsure as to who will be our next #POTUS, the Lord has chosen the people’s messenger.’ Yes, God made a Trump-shaped cloud, though the cloud actually holds a position longer than the real Donald Trump.” – Stephen Colbert
“Today, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said he’s endorsing Hillary Clinton for president. Well, actually what he said was, ‘I have an endorsement for . . . Hilarity? Is there a Hilarity here? Hillberry? Hill-am-bee?'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Jessica Alba’s Honest Company is selling ‘bipartisan diapers’ featuring the Democratic donkey and Republican elephant holding hands. Because at the end of the day, both Republicans and Democrats are basically full of the same thing.” – Jimmy Fallon
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