[Jokes from Oct. 20, 2016] “Last night from Las Vegas, ‘Trump vs. Clinton 3’ — and just like that, we’re one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 million people watched/screamed at their TV.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Trump needed a […]
Garrison Keillor says “Trump voters will not like what happens next“. Here are a few short quotes so you will go read the whole thing: The Trumpers never expected their guy to actually win the thing, and that’s their problem now. They wanted only to whoop and yell, boo at the H-word, wear profane T-shirts, […]
[Jokes from Oct. 18, 2016. It is a little weird reading jokes from before the world exploded, but I’m going to post them anyway. If you don’t like that, skip them.] “Every four years Scholastic News Magazine sponsors a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results […]
Seriously? I guess it is a good thing I didn’t buy a return ticket to the US yet.
[Jokes from Oct. 14-17, 2016] “Donald Trump is telling his supporters the voter turnout will be manipulated by the Democrats on November 8th. Then again, this is coming from the guy who said, ‘Make sure you get out and vote November 28th.’” – James Corden “Donald Trump tweeted that the ‘election is absolutely rigged by […]
Seth Meyers takes a closer look at the end of the 2016 presidential election, and hilarity ensues:
In what we hope was a final act of desperation, Donald Trump pulled Sarah Palin out of mothballs and had her campaigning for him in swing states. She is also expected to join Trump in New York on election night. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Jon Stewart joins Stephen Colbert along with other special guest stars to musically induce you to vote. It is hilarious.
One last shot at Donald Trump. Who can resist? Hopefully after today we won’t have to hear about him ever again. © Ruben Bolling
Actually, I hope everyone has already voted. And make sure your friends and family vote. Remember, even encourage those people whose politics don’t agree with yours to vote. Having strong turnout is always good for democracy.
Thanks to Tom Tomorrow, get tomorrow’s election results today! © Tom Tomorrow
Reports are circulating that Donald Trump’s top campaign staffers have cut of his Twitter access until after the election. All I can say is it is about time. Can we cut it off permanently? I think Trump + Twitter = hate crime. Of course, Trump’s campaign has denied those reports, but I see no compelling […]
[Jokes from Oct. 13, 2016] “After that ‘Access Hollywood’ tape came out, a number of prominent Republicans called for Trump to drop out. But now, because of the pressure from the ‘Trump-ublican’ base, some of those who denounced him say they’re still planning to vote for him. They essentially un-unendorsed him so as not to […]
As this story is posted, I’m flying far away from the US. I will watch the US election from Paris. Regardless of the outcome, I’m really glad to be away. And as an added bonus, I get a foreign perspective on what is happening and what it means. Of course, there have been plenty of […]
At least 100 pro-Trump websites are being run from a single town in Macedonia (a little known country just north of Greece in an area called the Balkans, which is where the term Balkanization comes from). And these foreign websites are feeding false pro-Trump news to Trump supporters. How did this happen? It is all […]
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