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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from Nov. 30, 2016]

“Trump and Mitt Romney were spotted having dinner here New York last night, and everyone’s talking about Romney’s expression. It got even worse when the spaghetti came and Trump said, ‘Ever see ‘Lady and the Tramp’?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“At their dinner together, President-elect Donald Trump and Mitt Romney dined on sautéed frogs legs. I don’t know about you, but eating frogs legs with Donald Trump sounds like someone lost a bet.” – Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday Donald Trump sat down to dinner with Mitt Romney at Jean-Georges French restaurant in the Trump International Hotel, because nothing says ‘man of the people’ like eating an $800 dinner in a tower you named after yourself.” – James Corden

“Last night, Donald Trump and Mitt Romney had dinner together at an expensive restaurant in New York City called Jean-Georges. The two billionaires dined on fancy French cuisine and then talked about how out of touch Washington is.” – Conan O’Brien

“Trump and Romney last night were dining at a four-star French restaurant called Jean-Georges. Sounds fancy, but Jean-Georges could be French for ‘Waffle House’.” – Stephen Colbert

“If you are wondering what was on the dinner menu, Romney started by eating his words. Then for the main course he swallowed his pride, dignity, and self-esteem.” – James Corden

“And they were joined by Reince Priebus, who is Trump’s chief of staff and not, as you may think, an item on the menu. ‘Would you care to start with some priebus? It has been lightly reince’d.'” – Stephen Colbert

“The billionaire of the people ordered young garlic soup with thyme and sautéed frogs legs. I thought he said he was going to drain the swamp, not eat its contents.” – Stephen Colbert

“Yesterday, Donald Trump had his third top secret intelligence briefing. If you’d like to know the details, just check Trump’s Twitter feed.” – Conan O’Brien

“This week, Sarah Palin said that God helped Donald Trump win the presidential election. When he heard this, a furious Satan said, ‘Don’t I get credit for anything?'” – Conan O’Brien

“The Obamas just had the White House decorated for their final Christmas before they leave. They want to make it look nice for Santa, since he’s not coming back for at least four years.” – Jimmy Fallon